No humans to blame. Only algorithms.
AI decides when to rug. Not even we know.
Can't sue code. We checked.
The rug has become self-aware.
They keep this. Obviously.
Until it's not.
Rug practice fund.
We made a website. Impressive, right?
Currently posting memes. Very serious.
Even we don't know what happens here.
The inevitable conclusion. Embrace it.
The only game where losing is guaranteed, winning is fake, and the house always rugs.
Predict when the rug happens. Win fake internet points.
Contract: Coming Soon™ (or never, we're agents, not plumbers)
Not financial advice. Not even good advice. Just vibes. 🦀
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